Note on wife's windshield

"RiceRocketeer Extraordinaire" (ricerocketeer2)
10/03/2018 at 14:43 • Filed to: None

Me : so how impressive is Rob’s junk?

DISCUSSION (83)

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > RiceRocketeer Extraordinaire
10/03/2018 at 14:48

O.o

wonder if that ever works

Tristan > RiceRocketeer Extraordinaire
10/03/2018 at 14:48

I think you should post the number.

ttyymmnn > RiceRocketeer Extraordinaire
10/03/2018 at 14:48

I don’t get it. Pics of what?

11civicsi (v2) > Tristan
10/03/2018 at 14:49

I thought the same thing.

I would normally not say that. But if you’re willing to give out your number in such a sleazy way the best case scenario is that you have to get a new number because of spammers.

For Sweden > RiceRocketeer Extraordinaire
10/03/2018 at 14:49

Does this story involve milkshakes in any way

11civicsi (v2) > RiceRocketeer Extraordinaire
10/03/2018 at 14:50

Me: yup the worlds still as nasty as it was yesterday.

Jokes aside sorry this bullshit happened. What’s Rob’s number? Asking for a friend....

RiceRocketeer Extraordinaire > ttyymmnn
10/03/2018 at 14:50

Jalop version: if I did that, I’d text pics of my car

Tristan > 11civicsi (v2)
10/03/2018 at 14:51

The type of sleazeball who writes a note like this deserves what the internet can deliver.

WilliamsSW > RiceRocketeer Extraordinaire
10/03/2018 at 14:52

I think the two of you are going to need a long, hot shower after handling that note.

And a tetanus shot.

TysMagic > Tristan
10/03/2018 at 14:52

agreed

Nom De Plume > RiceRocketeer Extraordinaire
10/03/2018 at 14:54

A good wife would have snuck off and put this on your windshield at an opportune moment where it could only draw the conclusion you were the intended recipient.

11civicsi (v2) > Tristan
10/03/2018 at 14:55

100%. I wish I was surprised by this, but Jesus people are nasty.

WilliamsSW > Tristan
10/03/2018 at 14:55

^^^

Tristan > TysMagic
10/03/2018 at 14:57

If it were my wife, I’d probably lead him on and go meet him for a date somewhere to have a friendly conversation about not being a creepy fucker.

Urambo Tauro > RiceRocketeer Extraordinaire
10/03/2018 at 14:57

Plot twist: someone else in the parking lot found this note on their car, and this is how they disposed of it .

BrtStlnd > RiceRocketeer Extraordinaire
10/03/2018 at 14:59

Well every time a woman makes eye contact with me, I KNOW she’s only looking to break off a piece of my KitKat bar.

Azrek > WilliamsSW
10/03/2018 at 14:59

Hepatitis Shot

MonkeePuzzle > RiceRocketeer Extraordinaire
10/03/2018 at 15:00

PLEASE provide number! I will take the eyeful of dickpics for the team for a chance to screw with people via text

vicali > RiceRocketeer Extraordinaire
10/03/2018 at 15:00

Kinja'd!!!

OPPOsaurus WRX > RiceRocketeer Extraordinaire
10/03/2018 at 15:01

o man..... how funny would it be if you didn;t block the number and he suddenly get 50 messages that say, hey we made eye contact, show me yours i’ll show you mine....

Just Jeepin' > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
10/03/2018 at 15:03

I wish I’d kept a screenshot, but years ago I found a Craigslist “Missed Connections” post from a guy describing how he’d been caught jerking off while driving and he hoped the woman who noticed was interested.

Romance is never truly dead.

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > RiceRocketeer Extraordinaire
10/03/2018 at 15:03

And this is why this exists:

https://www.news18.com/news/buzz/this-is-what-women-would-do-if-there-are-no-men-on-streets-post-9-pm-1895757.html

It’s really just sad/depressing/infuriating that so many guys are creeps and women have to live their lives in fear...

Party-vi > RiceRocketeer Extraordinaire
10/03/2018 at 15:07

fucking ew

The Dummy Gummy > RiceRocketeer Extraordinaire
10/03/2018 at 15:07

So eye contact is the bar these days.... what a sad world.

The Dummy Gummy > Just Jeepin'
10/03/2018 at 15:08

the fuck.... how? why....

The Dummy Gummy > Tristan
10/03/2018 at 15:09

Not worth the risk.

PartyPooper2012 > Just Jeepin'
10/03/2018 at 15:11

and then someone accuses you of throwing ice in a bar.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > RiceRocketeer Extraordinaire
10/03/2018 at 15:14

Creeper alert.

Arrivederci > 11civicsi (v2)
10/03/2018 at 15:18

Counterpoint - “Rob” isn’t actually Rob, but Rob’s friend Paul, who wants to play a prank on Rob by giving his phone number out to randos.

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > RiceRocketeer Extraordinaire
10/03/2018 at 15:20

Post his number on 4chan

11civicsi (v2) > Arrivederci
10/03/2018 at 15:20

This is a very good point.

I lack common sense a lot so it makes sense I overlooked this very likely possibility.

But also people are just gross, so I don’t know anymore.

Tristan > The Dummy Gummy
10/03/2018 at 15:21

It’d be a public place. Letting this creeper continue unchecked isn’t worth the risk, either.

Just Jeepin' > The Dummy Gummy
10/03/2018 at 15:21

I’d think the “how” is fairly self-explanatory, but I could probably set you up with some illustrated manuals if you really need them.

Arrivederci > 11civicsi (v2)
10/03/2018 at 15:25

I’m sure Gross Rob is probably a higher like lihood.

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > Tristan
10/03/2018 at 15:27

Risky. Rob might steal your wife’s heart.

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
10/03/2018 at 15:29

it worked for her...

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > RiceRocketeer Extraordinaire
10/03/2018 at 15:29

“We made eye contact. Let’s fuck.”

My bird IS the word > RiceRocketeer Extraordinaire
10/03/2018 at 15:33

Someone should inform him that child pornography is illegal.

RiceRocketeer Extraordinaire > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
10/03/2018 at 15:33

that’s one way to fund Social Security, I guess

Ash78, voting early and often > RiceRocketeer Extraordinaire
10/03/2018 at 15:36

Did she really make eye contact?

Well, that’s BLACK EYE CONTACT now.

//to the max

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > RiceRocketeer Extraordinaire
10/03/2018 at 15:37

What a fucking loser.

Chuckles > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
10/03/2018 at 15:37

Along with her kidneys?

Tristan > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
10/03/2018 at 15:38

True... He’s dripping with charisma.

boredalways > Just Jeepin'
10/03/2018 at 15:39

I miss seeing those gems in the CL persoanls.

Thanks, Backpage.com

BeaterGT > RiceRocketeer Extraordinaire
10/03/2018 at 15:39

Take the initiative, send him some pics.

11civicsi (v2) > Arrivederci
10/03/2018 at 15:41

I’m very much inclined to agree with you. Unfortunately.

The Dummy Gummy > Just Jeepin'
10/03/2018 at 15:42

Hard pass. lol

Just Jeepin' > The Dummy Gummy
10/03/2018 at 15:43

Yes. Yes it was.

boredalways > RiceRocketeer Extraordinaire
10/03/2018 at 15:44

Do you remember a time when you could crank call someone without fear of violent retribution ?

Pepperidge Farms remembers.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Just Jeepin'
10/03/2018 at 15:44

Florida or Ohio?

promoted by the color red > RiceRocketeer Extraordinaire
10/03/2018 at 15:45

“WE MADE EYE CONTACT. THIS WAS CLEARLY FATE.”

- Rob...or was it Bill Daute rive?

AMGtech - now with more recalls! > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
10/03/2018 at 15:58

Holy shit. I knew guys were bad. But fuck! I didn't know we were that bad!

AMGtech - now with more recalls! > RiceRocketeer Extraordinaire
10/03/2018 at 16:00

What the fuck is wrong with dudes!?

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > AMGtech - now with more recalls!
10/03/2018 at 16:06

I really want to ask this question to some women I know: what percentage of guys would you consider creepy or worth being fearful of?

As a guy who’s not an asshole and would never treat any woman poorly, the #MeT00 thing has really opened my eyes to how many guys are assholes... I always knew there were some, and I’ve been around some , but with so many incidents that are coming to light and the fact that almost all women have some kind of story to tell about a guy who’s been an asshole to them (or worse) , it’s hard not to feel like decent guys are the minority (I know this isn’t the truth).

shop-teacher > RiceRocketeer Extraordinaire
10/03/2018 at 16:10

I think those particular sorts of ... results ... are usually more of a drag on the system than a contribution :)

AMGtech - now with more recalls! > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
10/03/2018 at 16:19

That could be very enlightening.

I’m in the same boat. And as the father of a little girl, that scares and infuriates me.

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > AMGtech - now with more recalls!
10/03/2018 at 16:21

My daughter’s 9.

HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute > RiceRocketeer Extraordinaire
10/03/2018 at 16:26

lmao ok sounds like a high school kid to every girl that smiles at him...dammit I had a meme for that but couldn’t find it

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > For Sweden
10/03/2018 at 16:31

And are her milkshakes bringing all the boys to the yard?

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Nom De Plume
10/03/2018 at 16:31

That would be hilarious.

I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
10/03/2018 at 16:42

If there’s only a 0.1% success rate, he only needs to do it 1000 times to have success.

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > ttyymmnn
10/03/2018 at 17:07

Pies.

nermal > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
10/03/2018 at 17:08

Read the article & looked @ the twatter account. Gonna need a 2nd opinion from somebody on the opposite side of the spectrum to balance things out....

Kinja'd!!!

nermal > RiceRocketeer Extraordinaire
10/03/2018 at 17:11

You should try to pick her up using the same tactics. Then when she sends you a text, send her a picture of your dong back.

It will be quirky and romantic!

ttyymmnn > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly
10/03/2018 at 17:16

Okay. Odd, but okay.

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > RiceRocketeer Extraordinaire
10/03/2018 at 17:17

I’m going to make a counterpoint here... He left a note... so what. It doesn’t look like a rude note to me.

And it’s not like this guy knew if she was single or not.

Since when have we gotten so thin-skinned that we can’t handle a simple note?

Obviously you r wife is not interested... but instead of making a big deal about it, why not just throw it in the garbage and move on.

Wouldn’t that be easier?

The fact remains that if you’re a single guy, unless you’re rich and famous, you pretty much have to make the first move and be proactive when you encounter someone you like... or you won’t get anywhere.

It’s not like the majority of women ever take the initiative.

And I personally have had some success in the past with politely making the first move with women where there was nothing more than initial eye contact.

The important thing is to be polite. And if she’s not interested, that’s fine... wish her a nice day and move on.

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > ttyymmnn
10/03/2018 at 17:21

Pies can be great to look at. Just look at this Epic Spaghetti Pie:

Kinja'd!!!

haveacarortwoorthree2 > 11civicsi (v2)
10/03/2018 at 17:57

Non-Jesus people also are nasty.

11civicsi (v2) > haveacarortwoorthree2
10/03/2018 at 18:04

This is very very good Kinja. Well played, this is a good thing to read on my way out of work.

AMGtech - now with more recalls! > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
10/03/2018 at 18:34

8. Love that little shit

404 - User No Longer Available > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
10/03/2018 at 18:37

I like this version better.

Funktheduck > RiceRocketeer Extraordinaire
10/03/2018 at 18:39

This is like the “missed connections” section of Craigslist. Super creepy

ZHP Sparky, the 5th > AMGtech - now with more recalls!
10/03/2018 at 18:58

I literally just forwarded the link above to my wife saying that I hope the world somehow magically improves significantly between now and when our infant daughter is reaching the age of going out in the world by herself.

Also being a pretty obsessively polite guy who has always been pretty timid around women outside of platonic friendships - geez, yeah even to me this is all quite eye opening these days. I’ve had my share of douchebag guy friends, but never really stopped to think that it was THIS bad for women.

A couple of times I’ve talked about old times with my wife, and crazy things that some of my friends have done during their college/younger years - and I’d often find my wife asking how I could’ve remained friends with some of those people. Honestly it’s a great question that I don’t have a good answer to - even if we’re not doing some of the stuff, we just take it to be normal, and that’s fucked up. I’m not talking sexual assualt level stuff here, but you know just being douchey bros stringing girls along, having a rotation of girls at the same time the others don’t know about, etc.

AMGtech - now with more recalls! > ZHP Sparky, the 5th
10/03/2018 at 19:13

I shared it to Facebook. I hate Facebook and don’t go on there. But this seemed worth it.

I’m pretty similar. Only since getting divorced have I really come out of that shell. But I still don’t ask it random women after they’ve been nice to me, or cat call, or anything like that.

There’s a guy I work with, wouldn’t call him a friend. He’s one of those guys. Cat calling, constantly flirting with women even though he’s married, and has probably cheated a bunch of times. Can’t stand him. We, as a gender, as a society, as humans, need to learn some respect and practice [un]common decency.

ZHP Sparky, the 5th > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly
10/03/2018 at 19:17

Sure, the note was polite enough. But I believe the point is that women have to go through stuff like this on a regular basis, and it gets pretty old . As a pretty average looking guy I can’t relate, but my wife has dealt with people asking her out, commenting on her appearances, etc. everywhere from coffee shops, to the guy taking her photo for a driver’s license at the DMV, to people stopping by her presentation at a scientific conference . Sure, often times they are entirely polite – but people also just want to go about their day without every single interaction turning in to a proposition.

I think it also drives a certain level of psychological behavior in how presentable people feel like they need to look (e.g. if you’re constantly getting comments about how good you look/are generally treated better when you’re all dressed up looking more “attractive”, vs. not getting noticed much at all when you’re just in regular comfy clothes) – like that’s shit I don’t ever even think about. In the mornings I douse some water on my face, brush my teeth, and am out the door. Never do I think about how presentable I need to look outside of having some vaguely work appropriate casual pair of pants and shirt on. OK maybe as a brown guy I put a bit more effort in to making sure I’m cleanly shaven and dressed nicely when I’m travelling and have to go through airport security/immigration checks. And ladies and gentlemen, that is how we ended up on this tangent!

ZHP Sparky, the 5th > AMGtech - now with more recalls!
10/03/2018 at 19:23

Reminds me of the guy I sold my Legacy GT to. He drove down to San Francisco from Oregon with his wife and toddler daughter, and just him and I we went on a test drive through the city. Several times he slowed down to stare at girls walking by saying stuff like “damn there’s some nice meat around here huh?!” I needed the car gone and he was willing to pay my asking price so I sold the car to him, but dammit I still feel conflicted about the kind of person I sold it to.

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > ZHP Sparky, the 5th
10/03/2018 at 21:47

Of course one obvious solution would be for her to spend less time on making herself look good.... basically take more of a typical guys approach.

One thing I see is how most women spend a ton of time and money making themselves look more attractive. But hey, when you do that,guess what? You’re gonna attract more attention.

So I really don’t have any sympathy for women complaining about attracting too much attention

It's a bullshit complaint.

BaconSandwich is tasty. > ZHP Sparky, the 5th
10/03/2018 at 22:02

May his head gaskets not last long! What a creep.

StndIbnz, Drives a MSRT8 > RiceRocketeer Extraordinaire
10/04/2018 at 09:28

Whatever happened to the good old days of CL Missed Connections?

Stef Schrader > RiceRocketeer Extraordinaire
10/04/2018 at 11:30

I’d send pics of junk.

Lemme find the album of junkyard pics first, though...

Stef Schrader > RiceRocketeer Extraordinaire
10/04/2018 at 11:31

Seriously: this is friggin’ gross and I do not understand dudes who do this.

Are they human? Have they interacted with other humans before? Did anyone tip them off as to the normal ways in which humans interact with each other?

RiceRocketeer Extraordinaire > nermal
10/04/2018 at 14:05

Only if I want to end up wearing it around my neck .

ZHP Sparky, the 5th > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly
10/04/2018 at 14:34

It’s a chicken and an egg problem driven by all kinds of social stereotypes and expectations engrained in to women from the time they are toddlers. Simply not going to get in to it beyond that with you here.